For weeks she seemed to be a shoo-in for victory. To see a middle-aged woman from a small town — who lives alone with her cat, Pebbles, and seemed at first to be almost comically awkward — open her mouth to reveal such a beautiful voice was revelatory and inspiring.

but no… Susan Boyle is instead some fat loser to a bunch of kids hopped up on city drugs calling themselves Diveristy.

Jon and Kate Gosselin, the dedicated parents from TLC’s Jon and Kate Plus 8 have been trying to avoid the media over the past few months in an attempt to dispel rumors of infidelity and divorce.

Have you been watching? Do you think they will make it the season?